Cacti make bad dildos

Ex-Nazis are great with animals because they’re all Veteran Aryans.

Terrifying Jesus van! Terrifying Jesus van! D:

Terrifying Jesus van! Terrifying Jesus van! D:

New Leaf Nepeta cosplay in progress.

New Leaf Nepeta cosplay in progress.

"Every kiss begins with Kay"

If all they’re promising is a kiss, I’m gonna open a jewelry store called Eff. Just saying.

DO YOU SEE WHAT THAT COLOR IS? THIS IS A REAL, ACTUAL, LITERALJADE HARLEY

DO YOU SEE WHAT THAT COLOR IS? THIS IS A REAL, ACTUAL, LITERAL


JADE HARLEY

You probably already know that Kleenex and Band-Aid are brand names for tissues and bandages, respectively. But you’re also wrong to call flying discs Frisbees, since Frisbee is also a brand name. Ice resurfacers are also not always Zambonis, but Zamboni is probably the only brand you know. Velcro is a specific brand of hook-and-loop fasteners. Zipper, Escalator, Yo-Yo, Beer Nuts, Boogie Board, Breathalyzer, Chapstick, Freon, Jungle Gym, Dumpster, Claymation, Fiberglas, Jacuzzi, Hula-Hoop, Ping-Pong, Laundromat, Mace, Plexiglas, Polaroid, Q-Tip, Rollerblade, Super Glue, Styrofoam, Wiffle Ball, and TV Dinner are all trademarked brands and products, too.

Now you know.

"He spent $200, and went STRAIGHT INTO THE WALL!"

This game, you guys. This game makes me happy.

What do you say when you walk in on the pope in the bathroom?

HOLY SHIT!

Here I am with my friend.

Here I am with my friend.