Cacti make bad dildos

Ex-Nazis are great with animals because they’re all Veteran Aryans.

So I have 17 followers and none of them interact with me in any way. I might post more if anyone cared…

Terrifying Jesus van! Terrifying Jesus van! D:

Terrifying Jesus van! Terrifying Jesus van! D:

look at #tanciera and faunakills
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New Leaf Nepeta cosplay in progress.

New Leaf Nepeta cosplay in progress.

You might enjoy the story of the Mitsubishi Starion.

See, “Starion” means absolutely nothing in English or Japanese. So why did the Japanese automaker choose that name for the English world? Well… for the first few months, the car was advertised alongside pictures of horses. Yep. It was supposed to be the Stallion. But someone at Mitsubishi embodied all these Japanese stereotypes and pronounced his Ls like Rs. And thus, the Starion was born. The greatest case of Engrish in the history of the world.

"Every kiss begins with Kay"

If all they’re promising is a kiss, I’m gonna open a jewelry store called Eff. Just saying.

"And you say you witnessed her manslaughter?"
"No no, you misunderstood! I witnessed her man’s laughter.
"Oh! Well, okay. I guess she’s off the hook."
"Yeah, her boyfriend sure was cracking up when she ran over all those toddlers…"

fuchsia-thief:

Fuchsia-Thief’s 200 Follower Giveaway!

Yay so I recently made 200 followers! Thanks to everyone! What better way to celebrate than with a giveaway! This is a Homestuck blog so it’s going to be a Homestuck giveaway!

What you could win!:

  • If you win and are not following me - $50 to spend on anything in the topatoco/ what pumpkin store!
  • If you win and are following me - 30 extra dollars! that’s right, $80 to spend in the topatoco/ what pumpkin store!
  • If you win and are one of the original 200 followers - 50 extra dollars! a whopping (well whopping for me at least)  $100 to spend in the topatoco/ what pumpkin store! Plus a secret extra something~

Rules:

  • No giveaway blogs of course, I will check!
  • Reblog as much as you like, but don’t spam!
  • You don’t have to be following me, but you obviously get more if you do! (Plus you are missing out on my fabulous blog!)
  • Likes count, but I only see them once
  • I will be using a random number generator to pick the winner!
  • For now, I will only pick one winner (but I am considering extending to three)
  • You have to have your ask box open and be able to give me your address if you win! If the winner doesn’t reply within 24 hours, I will pick a new one
  • Only shipping in the US, sorry!

Ends May 1st! Good luck!

DO YOU SEE WHAT THAT COLOR IS? THIS IS A REAL, ACTUAL, LITERALJADE HARLEY

DO YOU SEE WHAT THAT COLOR IS? THIS IS A REAL, ACTUAL, LITERAL


JADE HARLEY