Ex-Nazis are great with animals because they’re all Veteran Aryans.
If all they’re promising is a kiss, I’m gonna open a jewelry store called Eff. Just saying.
You probably already know that Kleenex and Band-Aid are brand names for tissues and bandages, respectively. But you’re also wrong to call flying discs Frisbees, since Frisbee is also a brand name. Ice resurfacers are also not always Zambonis, but Zamboni is probably the only brand you know. Velcro is a specific brand of hook-and-loop fasteners. Zipper, Escalator, Yo-Yo, Beer Nuts, Boogie Board, Breathalyzer, Chapstick, Freon, Jungle Gym, Dumpster, Claymation, Fiberglas, Jacuzzi, Hula-Hoop, Ping-Pong, Laundromat, Mace, Plexiglas, Polaroid, Q-Tip, Rollerblade, Super Glue, Styrofoam, Wiffle Ball, and TV Dinner are all trademarked brands and products, too.
Now you know.